BOFH: I talked to Claude and he says you're an idiot

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A satirical BOFH column describes an office dispute over sick leave, in which an employee cites an AI assistant's reading of his contract to justify absences and avoid providing a medical certificate.

The piece is humor writing, not financial or corporate news, and contains no market, earnings, or company information relevant to investors. Note: The supplied content contains no financial figures, tickers, or market events, so no Key numbers line is included.