Friday, September 11, 2026: OpenAI’s “Crazy Thursday” shipped four releases and killed one product. RunningHub made MiniMax H3 run full speed 12x faster—local deployment isn’t a demo anymore.

OpenAI is using Millennium Problems as benchmarks. That’s not chatbot evals—that’s AGI stress-testing. Anthropic is paying up to $3.2M for sales hires just to serve Meta. Strange arrangement, but someone’s paying. Banking agents went live for 42 million small and micro businesses—credit, bills, admin. That’s real GDP plumbing, not a toy. After 30,000 unmanned vehicles, one company wants city-level physical AI. Moxin AI brought sparse inference chips to Bund. RunningHub’s open stack made a 15-second video in 54 seconds. So what? China AI is moving from model launches to deployment speed, silicon, and scale.

OpenAI is using Millennium Problems as benchmarks. That’s not chatbot evals—that’s AGI stress-testing.